Lego Batman

The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

Lego Batman returns, only this time he's gotten an upgrade from his scene-stealing supporting role in 2014's fantastic The Lego Movie...
Power Rangers

Power Rangers (2017)

Power Rangers - what can one say about a film that opens with a primeval alien massacre that transitions to teens having accidentally pleasured a bull...
Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman (2017)

WONDER WOMAN is not only the best entry DC Universe, but it is also represents the best overall DC film in the near-decade long gap since THE DARK KNIGHT...

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING celebrates a literal Spider-Man homecoming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe following the character's impressive debut in CIVIL WAR.
Valerian

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS marks Luc Besson's return to mainstream science fiction since THE FIFTH ELEMENT 20 years ago but has the wait...
Ghost in the Shell

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Controversy or not, Ghost in the Shell relishes its science fiction endeavors, exploring the blurred lines between artificial and organic life. Can a...
War of the Roses

The War of the Roses (1989)

The War of the Roses is a black comedy that achieves something of an incredible feat. In a film starring Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner,...
Fifth Element

The Fifth Element (1997)

THE FIFTH ELEMENT shouldn't work. On paper, it sounds like it would either be a kick-ass cosmic adventure or an absolute calamity. The unspoken truth...
Great Wall

The Great Wall (2016)

Let's get the obvious pun out of the way: the only thing great about The Great Wall is its title (I can feel rimshot artists the world over suddenly face-palming)...
House

The House (2017)

THE HOUSE. I could easily make any number of house puns here but that would require a long 30-second effort - easily more effort than anything in the film.

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