Justice League

Justice League (2017)

JUSTICE LEAGUE succeeds purely on the benefit of low expectations. The little fun it offers is bogged down by a disjointed screenplay and a scabrous tone...
Great Wall

The Great Wall (2016)

Let's get the obvious pun out of the way: the only thing great about The Great Wall is its title (I can feel rimshot artists the world over suddenly face-palming)...
Ready Player One

Ready Player One (2018)

Does Steven Spielberg's READY PLAYER ONE, the much anticipated big screen adaptation of Ernest Cline's novel, provide the optimum Easter egg hunt for Easter weekend?
Aliens

Aliens (1986)

How do you successfully produce a follow-up to a critically-acclaimed science fiction classic? By hiring James Cameron. This is the story of Aliens, the...
Force 10

Force 10 from Navarone (1978)

Before Harrison Ford was punching Nazis as Indiana Jones, he was busy decimating entire battalions of them in Force 10 from Navarone, the near two decade...
House

The House (2017)

THE HOUSE. I could easily make any number of house puns here but that would require a long 30-second effort - easily more effort than anything in the film.
John Wick

John Wick (2014)

I swear that John Wick exists so that Keanu Reeves can troll his meme-obsessed audience by making them say "whoa" instead...
orient express

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

A stranded train. A murder. 13 suspects. The world's most famous detective. This is the set up for Kenneth Branagh's ambitious MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS.
Dark Tower

The Dark Tower (2017)

Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER. What can you say when an annoying vaping light show from a rude theater goer ends up being more entertaining than the movie?
Hunger Games

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015)

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 concludes the four part series in epic fashion with spectacular set pieces that up the ante from the previous...

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