Logan Lucky

Logan Lucky (2017)

LOGAN LUCKY answers the age-old question: what do you get when you cross a one-armed bartender with a redneck explosives expert & nail-polished cockroaches?
Hitman's Bodyguard

The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)

THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD is a fun but flawed matinee pleaser that achieves the often dodgy key to a successful buddy comedy: decent chemistry.
planet of the apes

Planet of the Apes (1968)

When TWILIGHT ZONE's Rod Serling co-adapted PLANET OF THE APES in 1968, even the plot-twist master himself couldn't have predicted the phenomenon ahead...
Dark Tower

The Dark Tower (2017)

Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER. What can you say when an annoying vaping light show from a rude theater goer ends up being more entertaining than the movie?
atomic blonde

Atomic Blonde (2017)

ATOMIC BLONDE is a missed opportunity. Although it's creative action scenes will be debated as some of the best beat 'em ups of the year, the film...
Valerian

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS marks Luc Besson's return to mainstream science fiction since THE FIFTH ELEMENT 20 years ago but has the wait...
Dunkirk

Dunkirk (2017)

DUNKIRK is a visceral plunge into the terror of war - claustrophobic, breathless, and unyielding in depiction. It violently pulls its audience onto the...

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING celebrates a literal Spider-Man homecoming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe following the character's impressive debut in CIVIL WAR.
House

The House (2017)

THE HOUSE. I could easily make any number of house puns here but that would require a long 30-second effort - easily more effort than anything in the film.

Baby Driver (2017)

BABY DRIVER is the welcome reprieve to a year full of remakes, reboots, reimaginings, sequels, trilogy-cappers, and other CGI-laden crap.

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