Store Stories returns to round off an epic trilogy (click here for Part 1 and Part 2) depicting the bane of any store owner’s existence – what would happen if one of the letters on their store front burnt out or went missing? Even worse, what if due to that missing letter, the sign spelled something completely different (i.e. the “s” in Shell)?

Below are ten more recreations of just some of the craziest “Store Stories” I’ve ever seen:

Dick’s Sporting Goods
Dicks Sporting Goods
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Toys “R” Us
toys r us
Exactly what my reaction would be on a busy weekend at this store.
Wells Fargo
Wells Fargo
Truth in advertising.
Motherhood Maternity
motherhood maternity
I think we can all agree that “Hood Mat” would be the worst name for a maternity store ever.
Foot Locker
Foot Locker
Seems as good a place as any to lock those foo’s away. Mr. T concurs.
Charlotte Russe
charlotte russe store
I wouldn’t be surprised if this would significantly increase their traffic.
Payless ShoeSource
payless shoe source
Just stay away from the clearance section…
This must be where MacGyver does all his shopping.
As a former Jeep owner I can say that you’re not driving one correctly until you hear one of your passengers exclaim the above!

And last, but not least, here’s a real Store Story I snapped while on a recent trip to Toronto!

Truly, a holy establishment.

Do you have your own Store Stories? Hit us up in the comments below!

I am a writer, video producer, and avid film buff. I've also been pegged by a few as the second coming of the Messiah although I don't believe it. Just to be on the safe side, however, I am willing to accept your prayers and any monetary contributions you are willing to part with. Especially automobiles. Yes, automobiles will suffice.