Hilarious by Default

Store Stories 3

By Demos Euclid -

February 22, 2017

Store Stories returns to round off an epic trilogy (click here for Part 1 and Part 2) depicting the bane of any store owner’s existence – what would happen if one of the letters on their store front burnt out or went missing? Even worse, what if due to that missing letter, the sign spelled something completely different (i.e. the “s” in Shell)?

Below are ten more recreations of just some of the craziest “Store Stories” I’ve ever seen:

Dick’s Sporting Goods

Dicks Sporting Goods — Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Toys “R” Us

toys r us — Exactly what my reaction would be on a busy weekend at this store.

Wells Fargo

Wells Fargo — Truth in advertising.

Motherhood Maternity

motherhood maternity — I think we can all agree that “Hood Mat” would be the worst name for a maternity store ever.

Foot Locker

Foot Locker — Seems as good a place as any to lock those foo’s away. Mr. T concurs.

Charlotte Russe

charlotte russe store — I wouldn’t be surprised if this would significantly increase their traffic.

Payless ShoeSource

payless shoe source — Just stay away from the clearance section…

Macy’s

Macys — This must be where MacGyver does all his shopping.

Jeep

Jeep — As a former Jeep owner I can say that you’re not driving one correctly until you hear one of your passengers exclaim the above!

And last, but not least, here’s a real Store Story I snapped while on a recent trip to Toronto!

Popeye’s

Popeyes — Truly, a holy establishment.

Do you have your own Store Stories? Hit us up in the comments below!