After posting Store Stories last month, I couldn’t just leave it there. There were so many more to include that I could never fit them all into only one outing!

For those new to the series, have you ever passed by a store and seen one of the letters on their sign burnt out or completely missing (i.e. the “s” in Shell)? Due to that missing letter, has it ever spelt out something with an entirely different or unintended meaning?

Below are ten more recreations of just some of the funniest “store stories” I’ve ever seen:

Dunkin’ Donuts
Not the best way to start your day.
Bank of America
Oh man, this could really start a riot nowadays.
All natural, 100% organic.
This one doesn’t spell anything different but it amuses me to no end.
Abercrombie & Fitch
That’s my experience exactly.
International House of Pancakes
A signature favorite.
Marble Slab Creamery
Christ! Did I have to ruin ice cream? Really?
The Disney Store
This is exactly how I feel whenever I walk by a Disney Store playing THAT song from Frozen on a loop.
Pottery Barn
Hell, it’s legal now in California. This could be a successful business venture for them. How can it go wrong?
Pottery Barn Kids
It just went wrong.

Do you have your own Store Stories? Hit us up in the comments below!

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