Hilarious by Default

Store Stories

By Demos Euclid -

October 4, 2016

Have you ever passed by a store and seen one of the letters on their sign burnt out or completely missing (i.e. the “w” in Wal-Mart)? Due to that missing letter, has it ever spelt out something with an entirely different or unintended meaning?

For instance, I always get a kick when the “p” in pharmacy is burnt out. Gotta love that local harmacy. Then again, with the horrific stats on the opioid epidemic in this country, this may truly only be hilarious by default (on a side note, imagine the millions that would be saved on store signs nationwide if it was only spelled with an “f”).

Below are a few recreations of just some of the funniest “store stories” I’ve ever seen:

Super Dollar Store

dollar-tree — The cheapest (and probably most ineffective) way to pick up a girl.

Just Brakes

just-brakes — I heard their after-hours service center is simply amazing.

Lowe’s

The likely outcome of any Lowe’s home improvement project.

Burger King

burger-king — Gotta give them credit for honesty.

Forever 21

forever-21 — Man, they just keeping targeting a younger and younger demographic!

Starbucks Coffee

starbucks — I always thought their coffee was too bitter.

Shell

shell — Enough said.

Victoria’s Secret

victorias-secret — Victor is a lucky bastard.

Steak ‘n Shake

steak-and-shake — How I feel after every meal I have had at Steak ‘n Shake.

Sears

sears — Haven’t heard of it…

sears-2 — …which is probably for the best.

Do you have your own Store Stories? Hit us up in the comments below!