With Disney renaming the classic tales of “Rapunzel” and “The Snow Queen” to Tangled and Frozen to make them more marketable, I have to wonder: what if Disney renamed its previous animated library to be more hip and down with the times?

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

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Aladdin (1992)


Pinocchio (1940)


Mary Poppins (1964)

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The Fox and the Hound (1981)

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The Little Mermaid (1989)

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Peter Pan (1953)

Peter Pan

Lady and the Tramp (1955)

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Pocahontas (1995)


Beauty and the Beast (1991)

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What other classic titles can be butchered by “creative” marketing? Let us know!

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