There’s nothing quite like the great American road trip (given that you don’t break down and have to visit a mechanic with great American overcharges). I have just embarked on such a trip with one goal in mind: different day, different city – and anything interesting in-between.

Two days in and I feel like I have experienced more than the average traveler. There’s a great sense of freedom one misses with exact, down to the minute itineraries and travel plans. Heck, even a day trip to Disney World is now hampered by month in advance fastpasses, reservations, and planned Pluto meet-and-greets. Whatever happened to the fulfilling surprise of spontaneity?

Naturally, I will be documenting all the crazy shenanigans, insane roadside attractions, and intriguing food stops along the way which will be featured in a brand new travel section right here on Hilarity by Default.

Today, for instance, I’m on the road towards Louisville, KY. What’s so special about Kentucky outside of race horses, bourbon, and branded fried chicken conglomerates, you ask? Well, in the span of about ten minutes, I have found a UFO house…

…a truly out of this world residential experience…

…and Jesus’ tomb.

It is not well known that Jesus had Kentucky Fried Chicken during the last supper. Judas ordered the Double Down.

Keep an eye out over the next few weeks for videos, articles, and more!

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