The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)
THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD is a fun but flawed matinee pleaser that achieves the often dodgy key to a successful buddy comedy: decent chemistry.
Default Disney: “Brave Little Tailor” (1938)
Based on the folklore tale, "BRAVE LITTLE TAILOR" stars Mickey Mouse as an everyman mistaken for a mighty monster assassin after a misinterpreted boast...
Planet of the Apes (1968)
When TWILIGHT ZONE's Rod Serling co-adapted PLANET OF THE APES in 1968, even the plot-twist master himself couldn't have predicted the phenomenon ahead...
The Dark Tower (2017)
Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER. What can you say when an annoying vaping light show from a rude theater goer ends up being more entertaining than the movie?
Atomic Blonde (2017)
ATOMIC BLONDE is a missed opportunity. Although it's creative action scenes will be debated as some of the best beat 'em ups of the year, the film...
Default Disney: Song of the South (1946)
Song of the South. Never has there been a more vilified or controversial film in the Disney canon but is there any truth in these accusations?
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS marks Luc Besson's return to mainstream science fiction since THE FIFTH ELEMENT 20 years ago but has the wait...
Dunkirk (2017)
DUNKIRK is a visceral plunge into the terror of war - claustrophobic, breathless, and unyielding in depiction. It violently pulls its audience onto the...
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING celebrates a literal Spider-Man homecoming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe following the character's impressive debut in CIVIL WAR.
Default Disney: “Casey Bats Again” (1954)
"Casey at the Bat" returns in "Casey Bats Again" - a sequel that, bizarrely, has the macho baseball player coaching an all-girl team & dressing in drag...
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Deleted Disney: Is “Proud of Your Boy” ALADDIN’S Most Tragic Cut?
ALADDIN's "Proud of Your Boy" stands as one of the most heartbreaking deleted Disney songs but would it have fit in the final film that we got?
“Mail Order Brides” 1×14 | Brisco County Jr. Reviews
While tracking down the insipid Swill Brothers, Brisco and Bowler rescue Episode 14’s titular “Mail Order Brides” from a runaway carriage.
Steve Martin as the Genie in ALADDIN (1992)?
Would Steve Martin have played a good Genie of the Lamp in Disney's animated smash hit ALADDIN (1992)? How would he have compared to Robin Williams?
Deleted Disney: “Land of Sand” – The MARY POPPINS JUNGLE BOOK Song?
Default Assault takes a look at "Land of Sand" from a proposed MARY POPPINS Magic Compass sequence - a song which would later end up in THE JUNGLE BOOK.
“Steel Horses” 1×13 | Brisco County Jr. Reviews
Socrates’ job is put on the line after four “motored cycles” are stolen by a gang of bandits in BRISCO COUNTY Episode 13, “Steel Horses.”
Christina Ricci in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE?
Would Christina Ricci have played a good Claudia in Anne Rice's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES (1994) in lieu of Kirsten Dunst?
SALUDOS AMIGOS vs. THE THREE CABALLEROS – Donald Duck’s Latin Showdown
It's time for Donald Duck's Latin American showdown - SALUDOS AMIGOS vs. THE THREE CABALLEROS. Produced as part of the U.S.'s Good Neighbor Policy...
“Crystal Hawks” 1×12 | Brisco County Jr. Reviews
Brisco County Jr. finds himself wanted for murder in Episode 12, "Crystal Hawks." Desperately trying to clear his name, Brisco has to contend with...
Is THE THREE CABALLEROS (1944) Disney’s Trippiest Movie?
Flying donkeys, half woman/half horse hybrids, dancing men that turn into cockfighting roosters, and the birth of Jesus! It can only be THE THREE CABALLEROS
“Deep in the Heart of Dixie” 1×11 | Brisco County Jr. Reviews
The chase is on “Deep in the Heart of Dixie!” Episode 11 finds Brisco’s on-and-off again flame Dixie Cousins in possession of an incriminating record...