Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE is an overblown, overlong, over-the-top love letter to itself with only one goal in mind: to outdo the first film.
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Solo is a rare title that perfectly clarifies expectation. It has to be asked: is Star Wars in danger of not being special anymore?
Force 10 from Navarone (1978)
Before Harrison Ford was punching Nazis as Indiana Jones, he was busy decimating entire battalions of them in Force 10 from Navarone, the near two decade...
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS marks Luc Besson's return to mainstream science fiction since THE FIFTH ELEMENT 20 years ago but has the wait...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)
Does PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES deserve all the hate it's been getting? Is it truly a complete castration of a once beloved character?
The Great Wall (2016)
Let's get the obvious pun out of the way: the only thing great about The Great Wall is its title (I can feel rimshot artists the world over suddenly face-palming)...
The Dark Tower (2017)
Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER. What can you say when an annoying vaping light show from a rude theater goer ends up being more entertaining than the movie?
The Mummy (2017)
THE MUMMY - Universal's inaugural entry in their proposed Dark Universe series, is an action/horror hybrid that commits the worst sin against both genres...
Assassin’s Creed (2016)
Watching Assassin's Creed earlier this week (because no word spreads holiday cheer faster than "assassin"), I often found my mind wandering, especially when caught in many...
The House (2017)
THE HOUSE. I could easily make any number of house puns here but that would require a long 30-second effort - easily more effort than anything in the film.